While I was in NYC, I finally convinced my friend and sometimes client, comedic actress Elizabeth Zephyrine Mcdonough, to change her stage name to E.Z. Mcdonough.
This is one of my greatest accomplishments as a spin doctor and star maker. Expect to hear great things from E.Z. Mcdonough in the future.
She is now based out of NYC, so if you have any projects coming up…
I suspect Anti-Spelling terrorists are at the bottom of this.
I think I have talked about my uncle Ned before, and how I believe that all modern characters in TV and Film named Ned are based on him including Ned Flanders.
Maybe you didn’t believe me. Maybe you didn’t believe me when I told you that he has over 10,000 books and a typewriter collection.
Here is an article all about him and his groundbreaking nerdiness that outlines the part he played in making it more than marginally acceptable for chicks to dress up like sexy aliens and slutty cartoon characters.
We all owe my uncle Ned a debt of gratitude.
You may or may not know about my blog IdeasByChuck.com.
On Ideas By Chuck, I give away ideas for inventions, TV shows, movies, etc. You name it, and I have had an idea about it.
One of my first ideas was an argument for product placement in pornography.
This is happening at an exponential rate and including more and more mainstream products. The movie Middle Men has gone full thrust after the porn site audience because of obvious synergy, but do you think the next mainstream movie will be long to follow. I have odds that Jackass 3D is advertised on porn sites, and if they don’t, they are fucking jackasses.
What am I trying to say?
I know what I am fucking talking about, and I have some good ideas. There are still some good ideas on Ideas By Chuck that haven’t been exploited. You should check them out, and make money, and give me some of it.
This is a music video of sorts that I put together for Subversive Ways by Beneath Me.
There are some fun boobs at the end… if you are into that kind of thing.
About to head off to my first real audition as a Hollywood Actor / INTERNATIONAL MALE MODEL.
The audition is for a Diesel campaign titled Bro 2.0. They are looking for a charismatic, Jesus type dude into doing his own thing.
I think I fit the description, but maybe not the European jean sizes.
This is a picture of me getting mentally prepared.
For any of you who don’t believe in my INTERNATIONAL MALE MODEL status, you can pre-order a copy… or not.
