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Great Advice - You Are What You Eat

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Do you know?  Where I am?

Do you know? Where I am?

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I’ve been drawing people on French Girls. 

I’ve been drawing people on French Girls

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Wait for it. 

Wait for it. 

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Just remember, I am the genius behind the new, “Turn Down For Nuts!” pistachios ad campaign starring Lil Jon. 

NUT?! YEAH! OKAY! 

chuckhistory:

Just remember, I am the genius behind the new, “Turn Down For Nuts!” pistachios ad campaign starring Lil Jon. 

NUT?! YEAH! OKAY! 

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chuckhistory:

Check it out. I am in this sketch starring Brett Gelman and Jon Daly. Check it out. 

Here is what Splitsider had to say about it.

Check it out. 

Why didn’t you check this out?

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If you can play the guitar and someone at a party asks you to play - FUCKING PLAY! Don’t act like it is some big decision to be made. Just play! It’s a fucking party! Rolling Stone and Pitchfork aren’t going to review your performance. No one at the party is going to get upset if you miss a note playing that fucking Bright Eyes song. Drunk people don’t care! So what if there is some other dude at the party that can play guitar better?! No one fucking asked him to play! This said - > DO NOT pick up a guitar sitting around at a party and start trying to play Jessica or some shit. No one asked for you to fucking play the GUITAR! 

If you can play the guitar and someone at a party asks you to play - FUCKING PLAY! Don’t act like it is some big decision to be made. Just play! It’s a fucking party! Rolling Stone and Pitchfork aren’t going to review your performance. No one at the party is going to get upset if you miss a note playing that fucking Bright Eyes song. Drunk people don’t care! So what if there is some other dude at the party that can play guitar better?! No one fucking asked him to play! This said - > DO NOT pick up a guitar sitting around at a party and start trying to play Jessica or some shit. No one asked for you to fucking play the GUITAR! 

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Don’t ask why, but I started thinking about Twilight the other day. I started imagining what it would be like, what the movies would have been like, if Edward was turned into a vampire when he was 80 not 17. 
"Bella, I want to you to have a life, to experience life before I turn you. I want you to graduate high school, graduate college, have some pregnancy scares along the way. Then I want you to find yourself in an unrewarding entry level position with no upward mobility. I want you to go back to school only to become disillusioned halfway through your graduate track. I want you to drop out and convince Charlie to spend his meager police pension to send you on a trip to India, where you will take a Sikh lover, get food poisoning, and realize that your life wasn’t that bad. I want you to come back to the states, jump into a cutthroat career, make a fortune trampling the hopes and dreams of others, then realize that you can’t thrive on the pain of others. I want to see you leave the corporate world and open a combination cupcake and thrift shop that features the art of local artists. I want your parents to die. I want you to have to deal with making sense of your mothers eccentric finances and pay off your father’s medical expenses. I want you to develop a drinking problem, trying to escape the pain of the loss of your parents. I want you to get into a car accident that leaves 3 dead, and you partially paralyzed… and when you get out of jail… at the age of 80, then… then Bella, I will turn you, and we can live the life of the damned, together… for eternity… peeing your pants every time you sneeze."

Don’t ask why, but I started thinking about Twilight the other day. I started imagining what it would be like, what the movies would have been like, if Edward was turned into a vampire when he was 80 not 17. 

"Bella, I want to you to have a life, to experience life before I turn you. I want you to graduate high school, graduate college, have some pregnancy scares along the way. Then I want you to find yourself in an unrewarding entry level position with no upward mobility. I want you to go back to school only to become disillusioned halfway through your graduate track. I want you to drop out and convince Charlie to spend his meager police pension to send you on a trip to India, where you will take a Sikh lover, get food poisoning, and realize that your life wasn’t that bad. I want you to come back to the states, jump into a cutthroat career, make a fortune trampling the hopes and dreams of others, then realize that you can’t thrive on the pain of others. I want to see you leave the corporate world and open a combination cupcake and thrift shop that features the art of local artists. I want your parents to die. I want you to have to deal with making sense of your mothers eccentric finances and pay off your father’s medical expenses. I want you to develop a drinking problem, trying to escape the pain of the loss of your parents. I want you to get into a car accident that leaves 3 dead, and you partially paralyzed… and when you get out of jail… at the age of 80, then… then Bella, I will turn you, and we can live the life of the damned, together… for eternity… peeing your pants every time you sneeze."

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Am I sick, or is this two people dressed up like corn on the cob having sex?

Am I sick, or is this two people dressed up like corn on the cob having sex?

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lookatthisfuckingperson:

Look at this fucking person. 

LATFP turned 5 today. To celebrate, with the help of Chris Altman from All-Thats-Interesting, LATFP has a whole new look. CHECK IT OUT! 
LOOKATTHISFUCKINGPERSON.COM

lookatthisfuckingperson:

Look at this fucking person. 

LATFP turned 5 today. To celebrate, with the help of Chris Altman from All-Thats-Interesting, LATFP has a whole new look. CHECK IT OUT! 

LOOKATTHISFUCKINGPERSON.COM