September 2009
“Meccano gives boys the secrets of the world’s wonderful engineering...”
– Frank Hornby 
Sep 1st
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Could I Ever Be As Cool As Sean?
Do you think I could ever be as cool as Sean Connery? How?
Sep 1st
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Anna In The After Life #3: On The Road With... →
by Charles McCarthy Anna walked along for a while thinking about her life, remembering the good times and the bad. She thought about her days as a child, her days dancing, modeling. She thought…
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MJ Still Dead! →
Apparently some people in Germany thought otherwise for a while. 
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Get me a sandwich.
Can you get me a sandwich from that Larchmont wine and cheese place? I’m really hungry. kindafabulous: I wish could sit here at noahs bagels on larchmont ALL day
Aug 31st
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“I says to the guy, I says to him ‘You running with a gang?’ and he says no, but...”
– Molls has lots of friends… not all of them have not killed someone. Yall don’t even know how gangster she is! Had a real colorful conversation with the neighbors just now. (via molls)
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ListenI just started saying this in the shower today. I...
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“I enjoyed 2 girls one cup actually.”
– Stefanie Heminger
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I really hope you are talking about Scott...
juliavickerman: Last night was amazing. A lot. Seeing Scott basically get a lapdance from that drunk chick was pretty hilarious.
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Anna In The After Life #2: Death Takes On A Whole... →
by Charles McCarthy Anna and James walked along the hospital hallway in silent bliss, reliving their recent orgasmic experience. “What happened back there?” she asked with a giggle. “You,” he…
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ListenHer name is Saffron Burrows. Saffron is the most...
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Is Two Girls One Cup the Deep Throat of our...
I recently saw the documentary Inside Deep Throat, and it got me to thinking about porn. Ha. Just kidding. Like I wasn’t thinking about porn already! Ha!  But seriously, today I was thinking about this documentary, and thinking about the fabled internet gross out sensation Two Girls One Cup, and I think there are some parallels that can be drawn between the two as they bridged the gap...
Aug 30th
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“Abed tumbles so much, he is practically on the Russian Olympic Gymnastic Team.”
– Kinsey Pete
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“今日は衆議院解散総選挙 日本の未来がかかってるからみんな投票行こうね! Translation: Beating eggs is better than...”
– (via ilovebookmark)
Aug 30th
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America's Next Hot Porn Star →
Man, I hate it when I have an idea, like I often do, and find out that it has already been done.  I would have done this right though. First, none of the girls could have ever been in any kind of porn. Second, it would be on HBO or Cinemax… possibly Spike late night. Third, it would have been much more of an exploration of the industry than I am guessing this is. 
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Lightning Bolt - A song on LARPING and FRIENDSHIP →
This is a link to the full song Lightning Bolt from my Volvo commercial.
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