May 2010
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April 2010
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Apr 30th
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“Slick! Real fucking SLICK!”
– Chuck, on the topic of the oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico 
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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ListenI pictured Sean Penn in a little boat dipping oil...
Apr 29th
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“Weaponize your penis!”
– Spam Email, on the topic of my penis
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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“If I learned how to fly, people would just hate on me more.”
– R. Kelly, imagined R. Kelly quote on the topic of flight 
Apr 28th
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ListenWarning about Freddy Kruger. 
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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WatchWatch
avey: Taste Test Tuesday! STRAWBERRY CHEESE CAKE STYLE! I still advise every moral, decent, sane individual with things to live for to never ever forevernever under any circumstances so much as lick any of the food that I eat in this video. The budget of this video was one fresh Andrew Jackson. This is the greatest diet ever.  I can no longer enjoy anything I’ve consumed in these videos. ...
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Kate Plays The Smiles Game
I may have told some of you about my roommate Kate’s love of chaos. Tonight, after a long day of strange interactions, I came home to find Kate sitting on the couch scrapbooking receipts. As I poured myself some water and tried to shake the memories of cute girls out of my head, she told me this story. I told her she should type it up, so she could get big on the internet, so she did, and...
Apr 26th
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The Deuce →
Apr 26th
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The Deuce
The other night, I went to a gallery opening. It was this gallery’s two year anniversary show. Unfortunately for the world, I was not one of the featured artists. I doubt the art world will recognize my deep and profound artistic talent until after I am dead, but the lack of respect given to me for my art is not the point of this.  At the gallery opening, I met a guy named Chris, and...
Apr 25th
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“In truth, the lollipop is a candy for those unwilling or unable to commit to...”
– Chuck, on the topic of choices
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ListenJoey Lawrence spotting!
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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“This isn’t the wild west anymore.”
– Chuck, on the topic of the Internet.
Apr 23rd
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“Many oddities and eccentricities of the elderly can be chalked up to a lifetime...”
– Chuck, on the topic of inside jokes
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ListenWant a job at the CIA? 
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Apr 20th
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ListenDog fighting is cool with the Supreme Court.
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