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“I can’t believe I have ever been even mildly worried about offending...”
– Chuck, on the topic of the Jersey Shore
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Watchcoketalk:
Jersey Shore, Season Two Promo
I predict this season’s Jersey Shore drinking game will include the rule to do a shot any time someone fist pumps while saying, “I’m in Miami, bitch.”
I predict some Jersey Shore related deaths.
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“So many fights and arguments seem to be spawned by simple acts, such as the...”
– Chuck, on the topic of peeing in the sink
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“Job interviews are like blind dates… but without the booze to loosen...”
– Chuck, on the topic of booze
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“Recommending people for the Tumblr directory is kind of like naming names for...”
– Chuck, on the topic of false logic
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“Most fruits are actually ‘fast food’ if you really think about what...”
– Chuck, on the topic of think about it
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Gulf Oil Spill Silver Lining →
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“In truth… most animals are only active when seeking food or sex. I just...”
– Chuck, on the topic of getting out of bed
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Dear Terry,
I am sorry for what I said when I reblogged your photo. You are special. I was feeling bad about myself. Besides, while I do have a “reblog” plack, I do not, in fact, have a Tumblr t-shirt. You win.
Chuck McCarthy
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“My news cycle is in the shop.”
– Chuck, on the topic of stupid
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“You have to be in real pain to get real pain killers.”
– Chuck, on the topic of comedy
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“Your mom is a control group.”
– Chuck, on the topic of the scientific method
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“Dying itself doesn’t matter to me, but not while I’m on the road. I don’t want...”
– Luis Buñuel, from My Last Sigh. (via douglenox)
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“The only thing anyone really wants to do ‘longer and harder’ is...”
– Chuck, on the topic of the truth
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MMORPG Writing Sample
I came across a job writing for an online game called Rose. They wanted a writing sample that showed my ability to write for Rose. At first, I thought this would be simple, but as it turns out, this game is not based on the Golden Girls character.
Here is what I came up with. If you work for some other MMORPG game and like this… Let’s just say, I haven’t been hired yet.
The...
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“Hi Chuck, Yeah that is a good style too. I went ahead and forwarded to the buyer...”
– American Apparel Representative, on the topic of a Chuck beach towel
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Fluffy Part 4
Fluffy Part 3
Bobby found himself in the cramped “lobby” of a small and seemingly abandoned motel just outside of town- no cars in the parking lot and no name. A single flickering neon vacancy sign was the only clue that the building wasn’t slated for demolition.
No one would find him here. There would be no chance encounters with old friends accidently asking the wrong...
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Watchmolls:
saraliz:
6.23.09 - 6.23.10
MY YEAR IN 3,059 CELL PHONE PICS.
Sara’s for real like, the coolest girl. This bitch has a lot to be proud of. She makes a really great life for herself.
Awe. Sara. This is touching… but I bet people everywhere think you have tons of animals now.
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American Apparel Response
You may or may not have seen my open letter to American Apparel and Butt Magazine concerning the creation of a beach towel with my likeness on it, but today I took the time to email American Apparel directly. Here is a response I got:
“Thank you for applying to model for American Apparel. Your information has been received and will be reviewed shortly. If your personal style seems like a...
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“What is sex but the exploration of dark, secret, hidden… and sometimes...”
– Chuck, on the topic of archeology
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“Not many people live on cruise ships… but tons of people die on them.”
– Chuck, on the topic of statistics
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“Where would we be without fire?”
– Chuck, on the topic of chewing tobacco
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