August 2010
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Fluffy Part 6
Fluffy Part 5
Bobby sprawled out on the crappy motel room bed in his underwear, his arm curled around a bottle of bourbon, like he was cradling a spent lovers head. Amazingly, the room was even dirtier than before he had moved in. Dozens of empty Smirnoff Ice bottles cluttered the floor along with several empty bottles of bourbon.
He sat up with a groan, only to take a swig from his bottle,...
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Sometimes I get paranoid that people around me are witches, and then I get...
– Kate, on the topic of witches
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Fresh Chuck Of Bel-Air →
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Were people always late or… never late before the clock was invented? I...
– Chuck, on the topic of time
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I wonder if Justin Bieber follows me on the Internet.
– Chuck, on the topic of wondering
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Chuck "Hollywood Actor" McCarthy UPDATE!
After working two days on CHUCK the TV show (could get confusing), I am well on my way to being eligible for entry into the Screen Actors Guild. I was considering going to audition for Pirates of the Caribbean 4 today, but before I could even get dressed, I was asked to play my favorite role, Partygoer #1, in a sketch directed by Stoney Sharp, hot off of directing a new MIA video.
Sure I...
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erniwalker:
davidgeis:
My friend Chris Rogers wrote this and my friend Kate McManus is in it… fucking hilarious.
if you want to have your mind blown AND learn what it is to be a grown-ass man, watch this 1:30 long video.
Kate does things behind my back… then doesn’t even bother to tell me that she did them. I guess that’s why she does them behind my back. Maybe she wants...
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One might hypothesize that due to the presence of an extra chromosome… it...
– Chuck, on the topic of being special
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Vote for this shirt... or not. →
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Where's My Deus Ex Machina?
de·us ex ma·chi·na
[dey-uhs eks mah-kuh-nuh, dee-uhs eks mak-uh-nuh] Show IPA–noun1.(in ancient Greek and Roman drama) a god introduced into aplay to resolve the entanglements of the plot.2.any artificial or improbable device resolving the difficultiesof a plot.
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I have never even been a big fish in a small pond.
– Chuck, on the topic of being human
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