The owner of the company that makes Segways died after he accidently drove his Segway off a cliff. If anyone deserves a meme and posthumous Internet celebrity, it is this man.
Please get to work.
Elmo like a little too much! Make Elmo have funny feelings. Make Elmo have funny feelings between legs. Elmo confused!!!
Found Weezer playing a free show at a shitty motel down the street from my house.
Heard Weezer playing outside my apartment. Went to investigate.
Animals are going fucking wild in my hood.