January 2011
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No matter the outcome of events in Egypt, there is no escaping the fact that the...
– Chuck, on the topic of the runs
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Be your best pimp and be your best whore. You’re literally fucking yourself...
– My mother’s career advice today. (via molls)
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Some people take dumps… I give dumps.
– Chuck, on the topic of giving
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The Yellow Brick Road probably took forever to build… what with all the...
– Chuck, on the topic of look up the definition of goldbricking
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I can understand Tumblr acting up and giving me error messages way out in Los...
– Chuck, on the topic of The Comedy of Errors
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Some people wait for parties to happen, while other people make parties happen.
– Chuck, on the topic of Made in the U.S.A.
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If snow was cocaine, everyone in New York would walk even faster.
– Chuck, on the topic of stupid but true
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If you aren’t willing to go out on a limb for something you believe in,...
– Chuck, on the topic of tree climbing
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WATCH THIS!
unless there is something wrong with you.
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Some people do not seem to understand that you cannot be Old Picasso without...
– Chuck, on the topic of old people
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Some people do not seem to understand that you cannot be Old Picasso without...
– Chuck, on the topic of old people
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Falling takes far less energy than getting up, but I would rather climb...
– Chuck, on the topic of getting it up
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If you look around the party, and you cannot spot the coolest person...
– Chuck, on the topic of cool parties
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Travelmastersizers
This is a new show idea Doug and I just came up with. Contact me if you want to executive produce it. No really… Seriously… Stop saying, “Yeah right.” I’m serious.
Genre: Comedy
LOGLINE: Two friends adventures in capitalism and drinking.
Travelmastersizers follows two friends, Ninja and Chuck, as they try to build a beer cooler empire. Ninja’s grandfather...
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