December 2011
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“I am tired all the time… no matter what.”
– Chuck, on the topic of needing a job as an excuse
Dec 1st
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
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Nov 29th
6 tags
“We live in a complicated world… a world where complete truth and total...”
– Chuck, on the topic of golden showers
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
67 notes
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Nov 27th
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“If you really want a bicycle, you can get a bicycle.”
– Chuck, on the topic of Mormonism
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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“If you don’t like talking on the phone, what makes you think you will like...”
– Chuck, on the topic of SIRI
Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
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“If you eat too much… drink too much… you might need something...”
– Chuck, on the topic of Dave Matthews
Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
37 notes
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“Thanking and Giving are not exact sciences… not things easily measured and...”
– Chuck, on the topic of bulimia
Nov 24th
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
32 notes
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“When spammers realize that bridgetXk4562 is not a Tumblr user name/blog name...”
– Chuck, on the topic of Tumblr Spam P.S. Dear bridgetX4562, I’m sorry if you exist and are not trying to get me to sign up for your webcam. It was just an example off the top of my head. 
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
82 notes
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“Inevitably… everyone has to start somewhere.”
– Chuck, on the topic of masturbating in public
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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“The CIA used the codeword “PIZZA” when discussing where to meet with...”
– From CIA Spies Caught   I really hope Herman Cain tries to use this to his advantage by pointing out that they weren’t meeting at a Godfather’s Pizza. 
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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WatchWatch
I think I found some guys I could really work with. 
Nov 21st
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“Civil disobedience involves a certain amount of… disobedience. Have people...”
– Chuck, on the topic of Michael Jackson’s Bad Album
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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WatchWatch
Let me tell you who is going to take over the world. 
Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
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ListenListen
Nov 20th
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Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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Nov 18th
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“Relaxation is the key.”
– Chuck, on the topic of farting
Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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“I am really worried about the Occupy Wall Street movement’s lack of...”
– Chuck, on the topic of sea turtles
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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“If we all come together… we will be together, and together…”
– Chuck, on the topic of togetherness 
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
ListenListen
Nov 15th
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Nov 14th
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