April 2011
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“Are you a retarded intellectual or an intellectual retard? That is the question...”
– Chuck, on the topic of being retarded
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“Fertility is a double edged sword… which some seek and desire, while...”
– Chuck, on the topic of my fleshy man sword
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Listen
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“The history of math is by the numbers.”
– Chuck, on the topic of I hate being so fucking clever
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Watch
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“Some people want to carry many keys. It gives them a sense of power.”
– Chuck, on the topic of janitors
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“When things settle, they usually settle to the bottom.”
– Chuck, on the topic of tops and bottoms
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“If you try to go back in time, you will find yourself in ruins.”
– Chuck, on the topic of Cher
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Spotted At Miami International Airport
frangry:
A woman going through security with fucking curlers in her hair.
I would like with my heart of hearts to imagine that they were metal, and she took them out one at a time, being stopped every time to go back through the metal detector, getting frangrier and frangrier with each trip back through the metal detector.
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Trinidad vs. USA
douglenox:
KFC tastes better in Trinidad than it does in the US. Drunkenly stepping in concrete primer feels exactly the same.
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“It is easy to look like a clown… hard to be funny.”
– Chuck, on the topic of Carrot Top
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“We have killed off most of the old monsters, so someone had to create new ones...”
– Chuck, on the topic of credit scores
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WatchI’m big in Sweden.
