I think my old roommate Charlie is trying to steal Alexis’s job as my music editor. He just sent me an email about his friend’s band called Nomen Novum.
“I objectively think his shit is pretty darn good.”
MAN! I wish I was the commissioner of the LPNBA (Little Person National Basketball Association). I also wish the LPNBA existed!
(Source: bordom.net)
I’ve worn this shirt from my friend Koolskull a bunch of times, but I wore it today, and all kinds of people were commenting on it.
I’d like to think that this means I am ahead of the fashion curve, but… maybe it just means that I smelled bad all the other times I was wearing it.
Alexis was obviously inspired by the Clint Eastwood Super Bowl America commercial:
“This is “it’ll all work out” by Blake Mills. Let’s hope he’s right.”
Half-time is over Alexis.
Look at this fucking person wearing a bracelet.
Even Madona’s mom is still looking good.
This is Nate. He’s a rocker, and he has a detachable penis.
A few years ago, I looked into the Real Girl Doll, and the other day, I went back to their website to check in on them, to see if there were any major advancements in sex doll technology.
The dolls have gotten a little realer, but the company hasn’t been bought out by Sony, Honda, or iRobot yet, so they still don’t talk back to you or make coffee and have sad alone time after sex… trying to decide if you are really the man for them.
The biggest advancements seem to be in the male dolls. The company now seems to actually be spending almost as much time and effort on the guy dolls as the girl dolls. Ladies, if you have always wanted to date a drummer, but couldn’t deal with the noise from them practicing… or talking, Nate here might be the perfect guy for you.
(Source: realdoll.com)
