17th
My friend Wick once claimed that he was personally in possession, in his head, of at least 7% of human knowledge in the world… so we made him some stickers.
This is a bottle of Hpnotiq that found its way from Gretchen Jones’ viewing, to the NMRKT Lounge at the Hudson Hotel, to my room, to a black Lincoln town car headed to Groundlink headquarters.
I genuinely hope people just keep passing this bottle around New York and the world. I mean, wouldn’t it be great if it came back to me in a year? I picture myself hanging out with Julia Jacobson and Gretchen Jones in the pool at the Hudson Hotel with the CEO of Hpnotic (who I assume is a hypnotist), and Richard Branson walks drives in, in a black Cadillac Escalade from Groundlink, with David Karp, both in tuxedo space suits. Branson pulls out the bottle, and it’s covered with stickers and stamps from various places including the International Space Station.
He says, “And I, I chose the road less traveled by.”
David Karp refutes with, “Roads? Roads? Where we’re going…”
Everyone laughs.
Wow, that fantasy got a little out of control. But seriously…
People love well aged liquors. I can only imagine what a well aged AND well traveled bottle of Hpnotiq would be like to drink.
I should ask Wick. He probably knows.
