18th
We are having a Christmas party.
The Holiday Card Social: Art Show & Christmas Party
You might have some questions about this party. Here is the FAQ.
1. Q: Who is invited to this party?
A: You.
2. Q: What makes this an art show?
A: There will be handmade greeting cards for sale from artists such as, Chuck, Naamen, Logan, Barbie, Connor, Tim and more.
3. Q: Will there be drinks?
A: Yes. There will also be some kind of snack food that people have come accustomed to.
4. Q: How much will these cards cost if I want to purchase one to give to a beloved friend or family member?
A: The cards will cost from $2-$500. Most of them will be less than $5.
5. Q: I hate you. Am I still invited?
A: Sure, but you have to buy a card.
Q: Oh? Can I buy a card that says, “Go Fuck Yourself Chuck?”
A: I will start working on that one right now.
Q: Can I bring a friend?
A: Sure, but they have to have big boobs.
Q: Why?
A: I don’t think you know any chicks with big boobs, so that will mean you will have to bring a man with big boobs, and guys with big boobs are always jolly. It is always good to have a big jolly guy at a Christmas party. That’s how Santa got started.
