18th
I got published! Blurb.com printed a book for me!
OKAY! Fine! Blurb.com will print a book for anyone. I know.
Anyway, this is a sketchbook kind of thing, but with pictures of me and other stuff at NYFW. Blurb wants me to give away 5 of them.
So this is a contest yo?
Yes. Here is the deal. You want to win one of these books?
WHY NOT?
You can draw dicks going in my mouth and stuff and rip out the pages to send notes in geometry class if you aren’t a super fan of me. Besides, it’s always nice to win something.
You want to win?
I am writing a real book, a novel. It involves me finding messages in Arabic written on my soap… in my butt hair… like written with my butt hair on the soap.
Come up with a name for my book and design the book cover for me. I will judge you based on the title name, creativity, style, design, and funny hahaness. Remember, you don’t have to be the most amazing artist to come up with a good title.
——-Remember to include your name and mailing address, so I can have the book sent to you if you win.——-
