25th
Lots of people have been talking about Tim Tebow being gay. I Googled “Tim Tebow Gay” and around 3.7 million results came back. I reviewed some of the evidence presented for Timmy being gay, and though most of it is a bit shaky, I can’t say I don’t agree. Call it call it a hunch, call it a gut feeling, Gaydar 3000 or whatever you want; I know in my heart that Tim Tebow is gay. Who cares? Why do I care? I don’t have anything against gay people. I’m not gay myself, so I’m not mad at the thought that I will never feel Timmy’s muscular arms wrapped around me, so why? No one likes a hypocrite, and me… I hate hypocrites! HATE EM! The more I thought about Tim Tebow condemning homosexuality and same sex marriage, while hiding in the closet, secretly craving the wang… the angrier I got… Until… until, until, untillllllll… I realized… Tim Tebow isn’t in the closet. He is totally gay. He is totally out. He professes his love for another gay man every chance he can get- on and off the field. He and his boy toy are even into some kinky S&M stuff - eating his flesh, drinking his blood, whipping, etc. TIM TEBOW IS TOTALLY GAY FOR JESUS AND COMPLETELY OUT OF THE CLOSET ABOUT IT!
