27th
A few weeks back, I was feeling down, sad. I started thinking about my long ago ex-girlfriend Amanda Gary. I looked around for her on the Internet. She used to have a website that she updated pretty regularly, but eh… no real luck finding her. It’s not like I was trying to get back together with her, but she is someone that I want to have a good life, and I wanted to see how that was going for her, so that even if I was feeling bad about myself, I could feel good about her. Did that make any sense at all? Vicarious happiness- that’s what I’m talking about.
I didn’t find her, but in a creepy-internet-why moment, I did come across another girl with her same exact name on Twitter. She was cute and seemed interesting enough, so I followed her.
Of course, I did all of this in a half-drunk late night googlethon, and forgot about it until today when…
I saw one of this girl’s tweets and went to see who this person was with the same name as my ex-girlfriend, claiming that A1 Steak Sauce and Windex smell the same - that was in her tweet.
What I found was a one legged beauty.
I don’t know exactly what happened… I am guessing a Brown Recluse Spider… Deadly.
She is still cute, so if you like one legged girls and you live in Nashville, you might want to check out her Twitter- @amandagary
