16th
I woke up this morning writing a sketch in my head about a guy talking to God about same-sex marriage, and then going and trying to tell people what God really thought. The thing about same-sex marriage that I don’t get… the thing about the government having anything to say about it, is that certain churches and religious groups are totally fine with it.
Our country was founded by a bunch of guys who were sick of other people trying to tell them what to do, sick of Church doctrines being used to interfere with business, sick of being afraid that someone might come to power and use that power to take away their property, freedom, or lives.
Anyway, I started thinking about this sketch, and then I realized that it was basically the plot of an Oh God! movie.
Sure, George Burns is dead… and John Denver is dead too, and who knows where that girl from the sequel went, but we need another Oh God! movie. Maybe Betty White can play God and John Mayer can play the assistant grocery store manager that God chooses to cary his message. That works right?
John Mayer, if you are still on Tumblr, you should produce this movie. I was right there with you on that racist penis thing. My penis has some weird mental problems too- it’s agoraphobic.
