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Reblog this if you love Taylor Swift and want her to write more songs about her failed relationships. 
Dear Taylor Swift*, 
I think that we should date. Sure, dating a guy who is younger than you will give you more songs about how guys are lame and immature - don’t know what they want etc., but you deserve more than that; the world deserves more than that. What you need is a real dysfunctional relationship with an older man to write songs about, and I am the real deal. Just look at how many songs Alanis Morissette got out of her relationship with Dave Coulier**. I’m like a funnier, hairier, less successful Dave Coulier. Think about it, and let me know. 
Sincerely, 
Chuck McCarthy
*I pinned this just in case Taylor Swift follows my blog. I want to make sure she sees this. 
**Dave Coulier played Uncle Joey on Full House. 

Reblog this if you love Taylor Swift and want her to write more songs about her failed relationships. 

Dear Taylor Swift*, 

I think that we should date. Sure, dating a guy who is younger than you will give you more songs about how guys are lame and immature - don’t know what they want etc., but you deserve more than that; the world deserves more than that. What you need is a real dysfunctional relationship with an older man to write songs about, and I am the real deal. Just look at how many songs Alanis Morissette got out of her relationship with Dave Coulier**. I’m like a funnier, hairier, less successful Dave Coulier. Think about it, and let me know. 

Sincerely, 

Chuck McCarthy

*I pinned this just in case Taylor Swift follows my blog. I want to make sure she sees this. 

**Dave Coulier played Uncle Joey on Full House.