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5th
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5th
My neighbors gave me a cute little birthday cake last night before my birthday party. I didn’t have the time, energy, nor hunger to eat it when they gave it to me, so I put it in my fridge.
Even though it had my name on it, written on it, and my roommate Kate knew that it was my birthday, she still came home drunk and ate 9/10ths of it.
I woke up to this sight.
