10th
If you are interested in buying some Melrose Place Cologne for men or women, I made the picture a link.
I went to Chuck’s neighbor’s house to watch the Oscars tonight. If you want to know what I thought about them, you can follow my Twitter. Also, a note about that: Don’t have my tweets sent to your phone. I know some people still do that and I encourage you to not do that with me. I’ll drive you mental. No one needs a text message from Twitter saying that Molly McAleer isn’t pleased with her lunch. I’d kill myself if I got a text message that said that and I actually am Molly McAleer.
ANYWAY!
See this shirt I’m wearing? It says “RAPE TROLL”. I was wearing a flannel, but when I showed up to Chuck’s I was like, “I smell gross!” and he was all, “Use some of my Melrose Place cologne” and believe it or not, that shit smells disgusting. And I thought it was hilarious so I sprayed way too much of it and then Chuck was all, “YOU’LL GIVE PEOPLE ALLERGIES IF YOU GO OVER THERE SMELLING LIKE THAT.”
And so then I decided to do laps in his driveway to air it out of my clothes.
After about three laps Chuck was like, “I’m pretty sure the only way to get it off is by swimming in the Melrose Place pool. You better wear one of my shirts.”
And so I am. And it says “RAPE TROLL” on it. And I am totally wearing this to my new office tomorrow because I don’t think I got the chance to alienate anybody on Friday.
