History Of Chuck

J.C. Won't You 3D The Academy?

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:04:04 -0500

I recently heard James Cameron talking about Avatar. He said that he had the idea for this film 15 years ago but the technology wasn’t there until recently to make the film a reality. Now… the story is basically the same story as Pocahontas… which came out in 1995. You do the math.

Eh! Whatever! There are no truly original story lines.

I am actually here to speak up for James Cameron, Avatar, and any and all future 3D movies nominated for Oscars.

Speak up? What?

Yesterday, I was sitting in traffic and thinking about the Academy Awards, how stuff works, etc. If you don’t know how the academy works, don’t worry. I don’t know exactly how it works either. What I do know is that basically the nominees are selected by screenings for Academy members here in LA. When the nominees are finalized, screener DVDs are sent out to all the members of the academy along with ballots.

Most of the people in the Academy are complete shut-ins, never leaving their houses and apartments to see movies, because they know that eventually they will be sent DVDs of all the best movies. Why leave your house, when you know the world is coming to you?

They get these screeners and ballots, watch the movies, and vote.

So what?

This means that most members of the academy that voted on best picture etc. probably only saw Avatar on their crappy TV and not in IMAX 3D, meaning that they did not get to experience the entire effect of the movie.

Basically, I am saying that James Cameron needs to buy everyone in the Academy a 3D TV if he really wants to see 3D thrive.

I saw this film when I was a kid, and then started to think it...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:31:25 -0500

I saw this film when I was a kid, and then started to think it was a dream because I would describe it to people, and no one else remembered. Plus, it’s fucking weird.

Check out the trailer. Peanut Butter Solution.

If you are interested in buying some Melrose Place Cologne for...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:38:38 -0500

If you are interested in buying some Melrose Place Cologne for men or women, I made the picture a link.

molls:

I went to Chuck’s neighbor’s house to watch the Oscars tonight. If you want to know what I thought about them, you can follow my Twitter. Also, a note about that: Don’t have my tweets sent to your phone. I know some people still do that and I encourage you to not do that with me. I’ll drive you mental. No one needs a text message from Twitter saying that Molly McAleer isn’t pleased with her lunch. I’d kill myself if I got a text message that said that and I actually am Molly McAleer.

ANYWAY!

See this shirt I’m wearing? It says “RAPE TROLL”. I was wearing a flannel, but when I showed up to Chuck’s I was like, “I smell gross!” and he was all, “Use some of my Melrose Place cologne” and believe it or not, that shit smells disgusting. And I thought it was hilarious so I sprayed way too much of it and then Chuck was all, “YOU’LL GIVE PEOPLE ALLERGIES IF YOU GO OVER THERE SMELLING LIKE THAT.”

And so then I decided to do laps in his driveway to air it out of my clothes.

After about three laps Chuck was like, “I’m pretty sure the only way to get it off is by swimming in the Melrose Place pool. You better wear one of my shirts.”

And so I am. And it says “RAPE TROLL” on it. And I am totally wearing this to my new office tomorrow because I don’t think I got the chance to alienate anybody on Friday.

I am watching this. It is pretty amazing.

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:57:30 -0500

I am watching this. It is pretty amazing.

#TasteTestTuesday - #ttt - Will,...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:37:00 -0500

#TasteTestTuesday - #ttt - Will, a.k.a. http://thehipsterdiet.com and I went down to Little Tokyo to further the Internet experiment. While there, we decided to try some local beverages of the asian persuasion, making this another TASTE TEST TUESDAY or TTT.

Serious question. Did Ricky Martin ever officially come out of...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:36:54 -0500

Serious question.

Did Ricky Martin ever officially come out of the closet?

Chuck.XXX

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:08:46 -0500

Chuck.XXX:

I am not totally against the idea of adding .XXX to the Internet realm, but I do worry that it will cause confusion between sites like DemonPussy.com and DemonPussy.xxx

And no one has made at least a million dollars on one of my...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:53:29 -0500

And no one has made at least a million dollars on one of my ideas?

From time to time, people have compared me to the Geico...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:35:23 -0500

From time to time, people have compared me to the Geico cavemen…

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Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:48:58 -0500

"I like wearing pants, because I like taking my pants off."

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:45:48 -0500

“I like wearing pants, because I like taking my pants off.”

- Chuck, on the topic of pants

What's Up Chuck?

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:55:10 -0500

What’s Up Chuck?

My mother is obsessed with a walking trail.

My brother is doing okay.

My sister is in the hospital and having her stomach cavity douched three times a day to clean out any and all bile left over from a series of botched operations that started with the removal of her gall bladder.

I am stressed out, trying to decide if I should go be with my sister, overwhelmed with birthday celebrations, both my own and all the other friends of mine who suddenly decided to have early March birthdays, dealing with bills from city and state, and dealing with work.

That’s what’s up.

Here is a close up on her blingged out headphones.

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:28:33 -0500

Here is a close up on her blingged out headphones.

My friend sent me this BBC video link in an email with,...

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:24:59 -0500

My friend sent me this BBC video link in an email with, “DJ PM,” as the subject.

“… get it, cos she’s in the twilight of her life
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8550942.stm?ls “

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Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:44:03 -0500

When I Am Feeling Down

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:42:26 -0500

When I Am Feeling Down

molls...she wrote: i don't know anything about you

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:21:34 -0500

molls...she wrote: i don't know anything about you:

Hey. I thought I should tell you some people to follow on Tumblr. You don’t have to have Tumblr to do that, Mom. You can follow them in your Google Reader. I’ll explain it over Christmas next year.

Here are my “Tumblr Crushes” (the nine people whose posts I “like” the most):

Ed - Duh. My…

My neighbors gave me a cute little birthday cake last night...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:07:40 -0500

My neighbors gave me a cute little birthday cake last night before my birthday party. I didn’t have the time, energy, nor hunger to eat it when they gave it to me, so I put it in my fridge.

Even though it had my name on it, written on it, and my roommate Kate knew that it was my birthday, she still came home drunk and ate 9/10ths of it.

I woke up to this sight.

I Finally Won Something!

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:13:00 -0500

I Finally Won Something! :

I didn’t do it alone, and if the French Connection hasn’t sent me the check yet, but… we did do what they wanted.

I haven’t discussed this with Kelly and Will yet, but if we do get a chunk of cash from Fcuk, I would like to spend it all on a giant Chatroulette-Lingerie party. Good idea?

If you didn’t see the video of me and Will meeting up with our chat vixen, click here.

"When I drink to forget, I drink to forget how to walk."

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:08:51 -0500

“When I drink to forget, I drink to forget how to walk.”

- Chuck, on the topic of Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Wolf