Instagram won’t let me be 122 years old…
WHY HAVE THE DATE GO BACK THAT FAR IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IN MAGIC OR MY HEALTH SUPPLEMENTS?!
The Emotional Support Rock is the best gift you can give someone?
Yes.
You might get places by being mean-spirited, but no one will like you when you get there.
robot beard
Talked to Ryan Seacrest about my RedBox Dating.
If you are cutting your wrist, stop that too. You could get tetanus or hepatitis.
